You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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