The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Randomize
