well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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