Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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