how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
