I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Randomize
