what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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