what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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