how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
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