everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
