We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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