White coat. Heels.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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