I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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