i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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