just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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