I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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