yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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