just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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