Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
how drunk are you?
Several
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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