I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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