It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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