Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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