I wannas sexs uuuuu
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Randomize
