so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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