I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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