I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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