So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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