from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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