im so drunk with asians
where?
always
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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