My nipple is on Facebook.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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