in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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