I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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