Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
