Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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