I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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