brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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