dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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