Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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