in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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