I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
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