Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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