My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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