make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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