she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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