i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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