O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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