I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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