just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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