i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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