when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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