he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
My liver just had a heart attack.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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