hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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